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Sardar goes 2 gulabo's home n knocks the door.
Gulabo: kon?
Sardar:Main!
Gulabo:Main kon??
Sardar: Tu gulabo, hor kon!!
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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks: Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhy Nahanay
Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiye..?
Doc: Bathroom Ki Kundi.
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Sardar: Aapan te hr roz kukkar nal roti khai di aa
Dost: Is mehngai wich kiven?
Sardar: ik burki aap khai di aa, te ik kukkar nu paai di aa..
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Mere dil me rho ya jigar me rho,
Umer bahr tm meri nzar me raho..
Mri shab me rho ya sehar me raho..
Jidar b rho
Mgr..
apni oqaat ma rho. ;)
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Sardar in A Coffee House with wife.
Sardar: jaldi Pi,
Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: To Kya Hoga?
Sardar: Bewakuf Menu card Dekh,
Hot Coffee Rs.20 &
Cold Rs.50
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Ap asy kya dekh rahy ho?
I have send u
Garam jalebies..
Aj ka nashta meri taraf se.
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Modern punjabi girl to boy:
baari barsi khattan gai te khat k leyandi bus !!!
Mein kurri sony Ericsion wargi..
Te tu nokia 3310
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Chal Nass :-)
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Teacher - Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai...!!!
Student - Rehne dain mam, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein !!
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Brain is very important part..
It is active 24 hrs..
365 days..
It starts working when u born..
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Work till u
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Get married!
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