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Q: when did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: when his hand caught on fire.
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A bear & rabbit are taking a no. two in the woods when da bear turns to da rabbit + says do u have any trouble with poo sticking to ur fur da rabbit turns + says never! So the bear wipes his rear end with the rabbit.
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Upon receiving this text u must send it to one person you like,
one person you hate, one person you love, and one PERSON you want to love.
Now think about why I sent it to YOU!
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome + the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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Good Day Message (New)
Smile & you'll make the day SHINE!
In case you can't
Find yours.....
I'm sending you mine
Hope you've a nIcE dAy
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Aik te MANO aik ta Doggy.mano bohat zheen te,pr doggy konsa kam ta,agr mano sms likh skti
te,to doggy b to parh e rha ta na!
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When you are going to some where and a black cat passes in front of u....
What does this means?
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Its means, cat is also going some where.... ()
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Maut ke bad yad Aa raha hai koi.
GÖLD LEAF meri Qabar per jalaa raha hai koi.
Ya RAB do pal ki zindagi de de mujhe.
Akela Akela suttay laga raha hai koi...
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1 sikh ki bv hosptl me thi sikh ny nurse sy kaha k agr Lrki ho to khna fail Lrka ho tu kehna pas bcha pyda hoty hi mar gya to nurs boli srdar ji apki supli i hy
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Jail my khan sy qaidi ny pocha kis case my ay ho?khan rplied ghebat k case my!
Qaidi hyran ho k ghebat case kysay?
khan wo hum nay peth pechay burai kia tha na
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