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Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardarji:  Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardarji :oye kya which part? whole body was born in punjab...."

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Apke picture pakri gai hai date marty  hoe. Ngativ chahye to  sms abi bejey,wrna picture ammi  ko pohnch jayegi"
;"-- ::";"+";"Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah


Ye sms ap  logon ko send kren
Inshllah

apka


Balance khtam ho jaye ga.
Lykin bkhshy tusi phair nai jana"

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A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" . frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)"

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PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE
#NAME?
#NAME?
-Books r holy,so dont touch dem
-Dont do somthin morow,dat u can do day aftr morow
#NAME?
-Dont get dat studying is healthy,so leave it  sick people:-)"

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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...

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Aj"agr"apka"
SMS"ayega"to
hi hum
ROTI khaenge!


Wrna!


Gussy Mein Hum




Chicken Biryani
Plate Quorma
Chinees salad k baad
Piyale  ICE CREAME khayenge!"


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Ap prayshan hain?

thek se need nhi ati?

sotay huay jag jate hain?

Ab mazed preshani ki zrorat nhi,

ab aa gaya



**PAMPER's**
"chain se sona khoooob barhna"

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